故事的开始是这样的 So it begins,
我们都是简单的人 我家的农场的历史 we're simple folks. Hell this farm has been in my family
可以追溯到南北战争 since the war between the states.
我们饲养过猪 鸡 种了不少玉米 We ve raised hogs, chickens and grown our fair share of corn,
小麦 豆子 但我们最重要的是 wheat, beans, but the most important thing we ve raised is
养活我们的家庭 our families.
后来 那些该死的企业农民开始为了赚钱 Then came the damn corporate farmers trading family
宁愿牺牲家庭 小农场主开始感到手头拮据 for dollars. The small farmer started to feel the pinch.
最后那些负债累累的人不得不屈服 those that didn t go belly up ended up bending over
把家里的农场卖给这些混蛋 selling out to these assholes.
当我的爸爸去世时 我暗自承诺 When my pa died I made a promise to myself. Ain t nobody gonna
没有人能动我们家的农场 哈哈 take our family farm away. Haha.
我真的没有计划要种植大麻 I really didn t plan on growing marijuana.
但我告诉你们 这可是好东西 I tell ya this shit is good.
父亲总说最重要的不是归宿 Pappy always said it s not about where you end up, it s about the
而是旅行本身 所以坐稳了 点一支带劲的 ride. So strap yourself in, fire up a big fat one,
记住 卷紧实点儿 and remember, pack it tight.
哈哈哈 Haha Haha Haha.
很好 很好 Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
鸣笛欢迎 我们的冠军回来了 Sound the horns. Our champion has returned victorious.
我很感激你能抽出时间来见我 还有一个大事件 I appreciate you making time to meet. And the headlines,
疯狂杀戮 The Superpot Suicides!
我们刚恢复了大麻生意 We just resurrected reefer madness.
合不合法都滚他妈的蛋吧 Say goodbye to legalization you
你们这群就会抱树的傻逼 patchouli soaked tree hugging fucks.
参议员对你的成就颇为开心 The Senator couldn t be more thrilled with your success.
看起来你最近的情报 seems your recent intel will be fundamental
对他接下来的权力游戏至关重要啊 to his next power play.
钱在哪里？ Where's the money?
直截了当 是吧？ Straight to the point, huh?
在这里面有你需要的一切 Inside you'll find everything you need.
现金 地址 钥匙 身份识别 Cash, coordinates, keys, identification
以防遇上麻烦 in case the shit hits the fan.
送他们进地狱 哈哈 Give them hell! Ahahaha.
干什么？ What the fuck?
她吸什么了？ What was she on?
是只有大麻还是别的什么？ Was it just the weed or something else?
-你没事吧？-你在干什么？ - You alright? - What are you doing?
拜托 克里斯汀 我能闻到你身上的味 Come on Christine. I can smell it all over you.
还有你的男朋友身上也有 And your boyfriends there.
我不会起诉你的 Now I don t have to charge you.
告诉我你在哪儿搞到的 Just tell me where you got the shit.
两小时后
啊哈 Ahhha!
这是怎么发生的？ How did this happen?
我们都在乔希的住处等着基斯 We were all just hanging out at Josh's place waiting for Keith
等一个新来的带着什么东西 Waiting for some new shit from a guy. Some new guy.
然后我们接到他的电话 他说他要迟到一会儿 And then we got a call from him and he said he was running late.
他的声音听起来很多疑 And he sounded just fucking paranoid.
所以 我半夜走在街上 So, I'm walking down the street in the middle of the night
突然间 我看到了这个疯狂的猫女 and all of a sudden I see this crazy cat lady.
我是说那个无家可归的猫女 I m talking like homeless cat lady.
那儿有12只猫 你知道吗？ You know, twelve cats somewhere, you kn--
等等 她旁边跟着猫吗？ Wait so she had cats with her?
他说他弄到了一些东西会让我们欲仙欲死 Said that he got some shit that was gonna fuck us up.
那东西能让我们神魂颠倒 Something that was just gonna get us so fucking wrecked.
你甚至可以闻到猫尿在她身上的味道 You could just fucking smell the cat piss on her.
然后我们目光对上了 她跑过来 So we lock eyes. She comes running over to me and she just
把一些东西塞到我的手里 and she just pushes something into my hands.
我不知道那是什么 然后她就跑开了 I don't know what it is and then she runs away.
所以我就看着它 那玩意儿像一个1980年的 So I look at it. And it s like some crumpled up 1980's
皱皱巴巴的摩托车杂志 有那种赛车女郎 motorcycle magazine. You know like hot rods hot babes.
就是那玩意 我把它打开 Some shit like that. And I open it up and the centerfold
中间折叠页掉下来了 这是真的 我向上帝发誓 falls out, right, and I swear to God.
上面就是那个该死的猫女 It's the same fucking cat lady.
是同一个人 Same person.
-谁能去开一下门吗 -你绝对能看出来 - Can somebody answer the fu-- - You could totally tell there's
骨骼结构啊什么的 这就是同一...... like bone structure. It's the same thin--
基斯 我们在这里 Keith, we're in here!
-好啊 终于-- -怎么了 大伙儿？ - Yes, fina-- - What's going on guys?
嘿 基斯 怎么样了？是时候了 Hey, what's up Keith? About time.
听好 今天我请客 Holy fuck, do I have a fucking treat for you tonight.
看看这个 Check it out.
我从一个叫“布里兹”的家伙那里得到了这些 I got this shit from this guy named Breezy.
这可是市面上最好的 This shit is the top of the line man.
你从一个叫“布里兹”的家伙那里买的？ You buy your shit from a guy named Breezy?
是啊 Fuck yes.
好了 好了 开始吧 Oink, oink. Let's get it going.
尖叫吧 宝贝们 哈哈哈哈 Let's make this bitch squeal. Ahahahaha
我买了之后 我宣布 Since I bought the shit, I nominate
我们最可爱的女主角来吸第一口 our lovely hostess to take the first hit.
真浪漫 Romantic.
那就是一切失控的开始 That s when everything just went crazy.
哦 我明白了 女士优先是吧？ Oh, I see. Ladies first, huh?
-这可真是好东西 -等等 - Love this shit. - So, wait.
-你会爱上它的 -等等 等等 - You're gonna love this shit! - Wait, wait, wait.
-别紧张 -不 - Just take it easy. - No.
-稍等 -不 - Just give it a moment. - No!
-相信我 -不 我以前也产生过幻觉 - Trust me. - No, I've tripped before.
耗过去就好了 Just ride it out.
不 操 我刚跟你说我感觉不太好 No, fuck you! I just told you I don't feel good.
试试嘛 调整呼吸 好吗？ Just try and breath, okay?
这是纯的 地里种的 过一会就好了 This shit is pure and farm grown. Just give it a moment.
你为什么不试着放松下来？停下来 躺下来 好吗？ Why don't you try and lay back? Stop. Just Lay down, okay?
哦 不 好热 Oh no, it s hot in here.
我的心脏砰砰跳 我的心脏 我的心脏 And my heart's pounding. And my heart's, and my heart's
砰砰跳 我的心怦怦跳 pounding, and my heart's pounding.
贝卡 别着急 Becca, take it easy.
很热 但是你—— It's hot but you--
哦不 我感觉到了 有东西在我身上爬 Oh, no. I feel it. Something is crawling in me.
没有东西 你很好 放松 Nothing is inside of you. You re fine. Just Relax.
我感觉到了 我看到了 就在那里 I feel it. I see it. It's right there.
我觉得它在我身上爬 I feel it crawling through me.
冷静 Chill out!
-不不不不不不不不 -不不不不！贝卡！别！ - No! Nonononono! No, nonononono! - No becca, don't!
不 不!贝卡停下 不不 你在弄伤你自己 No, no. Becca stop. No, no. You re hurting yourself.
啊 啊 Ahhhh! Ahhh!
哦 妈的 啊啊啊 Oh fuck! Oww!
贝卡 住手 Becca, Stop it!
贝卡 Becca!
停 Stop!
啊 Ahhhhh!
警告 以下视频含有一些可能令部分观赏者不适的画面 特此警告
肯定是和之前一样的玩意 This has got to be the same stuff.
因为这些症状都是一样的 Because the symptoms are all the same and the victims
而且受害者都出现在10英里范围内 are all within a ten mile radius.
稍等一下 请讲？ Just a second. yeah?
我有一些资料给你 I think I have some info for you.
让我主办这个案子 Let me take the lead on the case.
哇 Wooo!
呜呼 Woo! Woo!
-他妈的 -哇真爽 - Fuck yeah! - Woo! Woo!
真他妈太爽了 Fuck yeah, fuck yeah!
嘿 跳啊 你他妈的在干嘛 Hey Mother fucker jump. What are you doing you fucking pussy.
最近怎么样 孩子们？ How ya doing boys?
我敲了门 但我猜你们没听见 I knocked but I guess you didn t hear me
哦 看看你在做什么 Oooooh, look what ya got cookin'
怎么 今晚没工作吗 伙计们？不用送披萨外卖？ What, no work tonight boys? Huh? No pizzas to deliver?
哈哈哈 Hahaha.
玩游戏 是吧？ Playing games, huh?
是啊 你们今晚休息 Yeah, you got the night off.
你们这群该死的懒汉 You're a bunch of fucking bums!
嘿 你们喜欢游戏吗？ Hey, You like games?
我们来玩这个游戏吧 如果你听说过就阻止我 好吗？ I got this new game. Y-you stop me if you ve heard it, okay?
点兵点将 Eeny, meeny,
点到谁我就选 miney,
谁 mo
好了 伙计 Alright, man.
谢谢兄弟了 Thanks brother.
就你了 Miney mo.
我能帮你点什么呢 迪克特工？ What can I do for you today agent Dick?
我以为我们都说好了的 布里兹？ Well, I thought we had this deal Breeze?
你应该供出给你毒品的那伙计 See you were supposed to give up who was ever supplying
然后我就会给你自由 you with the drugs and I let you live out here.
让你活在这个世界上 Free. In the world!
然后我昨晚接到了个电话 And then I get this call last night.
有个女孩磕了不好的毒品 seems this girl got some bad drugs.
开始刺伤自己 She starts stabbing herself
然后她跑到街上 开始表演 then she runs into the street. Starts playing
马路惊魂 chicken with cars and you know,
最后死了 ends up dead.
他们说是你卖给他们的毒品 They said you were the ones that sold them the drugs.
你知道的 我没有故意保留信息 迪克特工 You know, I ain t been holding out on you Agent Dickie.
我只是没有得到任何消息 I just didn't have any information.
你从哪里弄到的？ Where d you get em'?
是一些女孩们 她们出现在镇上 Yo man these girls. They just roll up into town.
她们不知从哪里冒出来的？是女侦查军之类的什么？ They just appear out of nowhere? They g-girl scouts or something?
女侦查军 不 伙计 她们不是女侦察军 Girl scouts. Nah man. They ain't girl scouts.
是三个身材紧致的婊子 开着一个货车样子的车到处跑 They're three fine ass bitches. Drive around in this fucked up
里头有盒子 装着的就是那些货 老哥 looking van. They got boxes of this shit man.
盒子 Boxes
你在哪里跟她们碰头？ Where do you meet them at?
她们打电话给我 我们在猫咪酒吧那里碰头 They call me up. I meet them at that titty bar Kittens.
你知道吗？ You know?
猫咪酒吧 Kittens.
她的电话号码是多少？ What s her number?
伙计 每次都是不同的号码 Man, it s a different fucking number every time.
你就这么点信息吗？ Is that all you got for me boss?
哟 迪克宝贝 拜托 Yo, Dickie come on baby.
如果我还有什么要告诉你的 我会说的 我发誓...... You know if I had anything else I d tell you. I swear.
啊 Ahh!
他们有一个农场 行了吧？在南边的某个地方 操 They got a farm, alright? It s somewhere down south. Fuck.
什么样的农场？他们自己种植？ What kind of farm? They grow it themselves?
不 伙计 他们有个头目 No, dude. They have some big fucking dude
那人为他们播种的 who grows it for them.
他叫什么名字？ What s his name?
我不知道他的名字 I don t know his fucking name?
啊 妈的 我觉得你把我的鼻子弄断了 你这个混蛋 Oww! Fuck! I think you broke my fucking nose. You asshole!
-啊哈哈 -快到了 - Ahh haha! - Almost there.
老爹 5他叫老爹 Daddy. It's big daddy.
啊 操 Ahhoww! Fuck!
你还是有点胆的啊 You got some balls after all Breezey.
甘霖娘 Fuck you!
我给我亲爱的观众朋友们带来了一点消息 I ve got the latest update for all my love tokers out there.
昨天晚上的死亡案已经是第五起了 Last nights death makes number 5 in string that the police are
警察想把这事儿和某种超强大麻联系在一起？ trying to tie back to some sort of super strain of marijuana?
但你们可不要乱了阵脚 But don t let that get you all hot and bothered.
可能会有点 哈哈 Well maybe just a little. Ahahaha.
我们都知道这只是想要阻止大麻合法化的策略而已 We all know it s just another ruse to try to ruin our chances
你们正和玛丽简一起进入高潮 宝贝们 at legalization. You re getting high with MaryJane and I'm as
而我是最性感的存在 potent as they come baby.
请继续收看K-U-S-H 库什电台 Keep tuned in to K-U-S-H, Kush Radio.
用一个愉悦的歌单来打发你的下午吧 Baking your afternoon with another set of grooving tunes.
这东西可真够劲啊 That s some fucking dried ass shit.
嗨 劳拉 Hey Laura.
劳拉 Lauraaaa!
你在嚎什么？ What are you crying about out here?
要不就是这烟叶太老了 要不就是我太老了 Either this shit is too old or I am.
你能帮我卷一个新鲜的吗？ Would you pack me a fresh one darling please?
-记住卷紧实点 -卷紧实点 我知道 - And remember pack it tight. - Pack it tight. I know.
哈哈 啊 Haha. Ah.
——我的天 --my god!
这鬼哭狼嚎的你怎么能读得进去的？ How can you read with all that racket.
嗯？ Hmm?
嗯 这才是好东西 Mmmmm. Ye-eah. Now that s the good stuff.
不要太放松了 Well don t get too relaxed now.
我们待会儿可能想把烈马从马厩里拉出来溜溜 We might wanna let that horse out of the barn later.
你说的什么马 我们养的猪 What Horse you talking about woman. We re a hog farm.
哦 天哪 你在等什么呢宝贝？ Oh shit! Oh yeah. What are you waiting for baby?
让烈马解放吧 Set that stallion free.
哇 Awww.
哼嗯 啊 Ooooh! Ahhh!
这是多么美好的一天啊 Damn what a gorgeous day it is.
我只想和我的水烟斗伙计们一起 I want nothing more than to be sitting poolside with all my
在泳池边坐着 bong buddies out there.
谁想给我擦点防晒霜？ Who wants to rub some sunscreen on me?
确保擦到每、一、处 Just make sure it gets e-ver-y-where.
你正在听K-U-S-H调频广播 我是玛丽简 You re listening to MaryJane on K-U-S-H FM.
我们对毒品一路绿灯 Where we always say yes to drugs.
哈哈 Ahahaha.
好的 记住 拿出电池和卡 Alright. Remember, take out the battery and the card
在你丢掉手机之前 before you ditch the phones.
把所有的东西都写下来 Write down all the pieces
然后把它们扔到镇上的不同地方 and then toss them in different parts of town.
我们知道怎么做 老爹 这又不是第一次干了 We know how this works big d. It ain t our first rodeo.
我不想有任何失误 罗拉 I don t want no mistakes Lola.
我不忍心看到我的女孩们出事 I couldn't bear to see something bad happen to my girls.
噢 谢谢你老爹 Aww. Thanks Big Daddy.
嗯哼 Yeah. Mhmm.
你可是肩负重任啊 You got all the numbers and all the players.
都是常规任务 宝贝 很简单的 They re all regulars baby. Easy as pie.
如果想搞砸的话先就来一发 Well you can mess up pie if you fuck with it.
好吧 那我们现在不来 Well then we just won t fuck with it will we.
来吧 赶快 我们走吧 Come on. Chop chop. Let's go!
忍住了 小宝贝 Hold your water girl.
来吧 吉米 我们去喂猪吧 Come on Jimmy. Let's go feed those pigs.
呃 不可能 Uh, uh. No way.
我已经准备好了 I'm ready for this.
嘿 什么 我是不是 口、口、口、口、口吃了 啊？ Hey, what, did I stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-studder, ah?
你真是个混蛋 You re such an asshole.
然后呢？ And?
我要越过你 我要和莱斯主任谈谈 I ll go over your head. I ll talk with Director Les.
她说过你又迟钝又老 she already said that you are slow, old,
又有古怪的臭脾气 and cranky piece of shit.
所以呢？ So?
哦 对了 Oh, right.
因为莫叔叔必须来救场 Cause uncle Mo has to come in and save the day
就像以前一样 like he always does.
对 我就是这么做的 That s right. That s what I do.
我抓坏人 你明白吗？ I get the bad guy. You understand that?
你好好看 学着点 And you watch. And you observe.
你明白了吗？ You got it?
哦 看看这是谁这么穷酸 Oh, well looks who s slumming.
你最好给我点消息 You better have something for me.
省的我上楼去了 Save me a trip upstairs.
所以他们是自己种植 然后送到城里 So they grow it themselves and then drive in to town
每月卖一次 once a month to make the sale.
这就是我的线人告诉我的 That s what my source tells me.
你的线人是谁？ Who s your source?
啊 他是一个叫劳伦斯泰勒的孩子 Ahhh, he s this kid named Lawrence Taylor.
他们叫他布里兹 他不过就是个 They call him Breeze. He s nothing more tha--
卑鄙的贩毒商 Dipshit scumbag dealer.
是的 差不多 Yeah, pretty much.
那么他就不可靠了 Then he s unreliable.
我可以逼问他 Well, ha, I can sweat it out of him.
我不能再解决 I can t afford another civil rights suit
跟你有关的民事诉讼了 with your name on it.
街上有五个死去的孩子和一种新毒品 Well you got five dead kids on the street and a new drug.
那么 你有什么建议吗？ So, you got any suggestions?
我想打入他们内部 I want to go deep cover.
我可以潜入他们的老巢 把他们一锅端了 I can infiltrate the family and help take them all down.
我想要这个案子 I want this case.
一步一步的来孩子 你现在要做的就是观察 就是这样 One step at a time kid. You can observe. That s it.
跟住这个布里兹 Follow this guy Breeze.
等他们交货的时候 搜查那些农场的女孩们 Wait for the buy then bust the farm girls.
我们会让她们供出老爹的 We ll get them to give up Big Daddy.
很好 Excellent.
我知道你们都喜欢刚才那一曲 I know all you cheefers were sparkin' it up to that one.
那些曾是DC和月光之乐最新的乐子 That was DC and the Moonshine Delight and their newest joint,
完美绿色 Green Perfection.
现在我得承认我所有的性行为 Now I got a confession to make to all my sexies.
MJ 库什女王 MJ, queen of kush here
正在检查她的皇家金库并发现 was checking out her royal treasury and noticed it was a
今天少了一点绿色 little less green today.
我担心了一分钟 直到 I was getting worried for a minute until I got a call
我接到了三个可爱的女神的电话 她们正在路上 from three lovely goddesses who are on their way to shower us
准备用大自然的恩赐滋养我们 all with nature s gifts.
嗯哼 Mmmm hmmm.
嘿 布里兹 怎么了？？ Hey Breezey!! what s up??
每天都那样吧 Same shit different day.
有段时间了 It s been a while.
-你好吗？-我很好 - Yeah, how you doing? - I m fine and dandy
好的就像骄奢淫逸的花花公子 like wine and candy
如果你想说话就出去说 Get out if you want to talk.
切 碍你什么事了 - Sheesh! What got up your cooter?
出去 Out!
哦 这是我的朋友布里兹 Oh, and there's my friend Breezey.
他就是个人渣 哈哈哈 Just being the scum that he is. Hahaha.
你的一些新朋友吗 布里兹？ Some of your new best friends Breeze?
怎么了？你怎么了？ What s up? What's the matter Breeze?
-有人打你了？-不 - Someone put a hit on y--? - Nah just ain't got no money to
只是没钱 什么都没有而已 get no shit that s all.
你得把钱给我 伙计 You got to cough up the money buddy.
是的 我们不赊帐 我的朋友 Yea, we don t work on credit my friend.
我知道 只是说我这次没有钱 Yeah, I know that, just saying I ain t got no money this time.
就是这样而已 That s all.
哇 布里兹小宝贝 Awww Breezey baby.
我知道你需要什么 I know what you need.
-今晚不行 罗拉 -今晚就要 - Hey, not tonight Lola. - Yes, tonight.
-别吧 -我们还要送货呢 - Come on. - We got drops to make.
我们会送的 And we will still make 'em.
拜托 跟我们来 Come on, come with us.
-拜托 我需要这个 -拜托 - Come on. I need this. - Come on.
我们的布里兹需要这个 而且 莱诺我知道你也想来 Our man Breeze needs this. And Lenore I know you are down.
我他妈的状态火热 I m downtown fucking Georgia brown.
-这才是我 -来吧 让我们玩得开心点 - That s what I am. - Come on let s have some fun.
你知道我得回家去 去他妈的 You know I gotta go home. Fuck that shit.
不 不不不 拜托 拜托 No, no-no-no-no. Come on. Please.
首先是我 First one s on me.
你过来 You re coming.
哦也 哇 Hell yeah! Woo!
来吧 劳拉 Come on, Laura!
要有人看车 Someone s got to stay with the van.
来吧 劳拉 我们希望你和我们一起 Come on Laura, we want you with us.
去吧 玩得开心 我没事的 Go ahead, have fun. I ll be alright.
来吧 Come on.
哦 看那个小辣妹 Oh, look at that little hottie.
我希望你能把她们睡了 朋友 I hope you get laid my friend because
因为我还不能把你抓起来 I m not through with you yet.
你他妈的跟我开玩笑吧 你这个傻酒鬼 You fucking kidding me you dumb drunk bitch.
他妈的 我应该把你送到你妈家 Fucking, I should drop you at your fucking mother s house.
你他妈的在跟我开玩笑吧？你差点杀了我 You fucking kidding me? You're fucking killing me bitch.
我要杀了你 I will fucking kill y--
-不 停下 到这里来 - No! Stop! Let g-- - Get over here!
干你 啊 Fuck You! Ahh!
-不 啊 啊 -你这该死的婊子 快过来 - No! Ahh! Ahh! Get aw-- - You stupid bitch. Get over he--
-过来 我要把你碎尸 -不 不 滚开 - Get over here. I ll cut you up. - No! No! Get off m--
-我要把你碎尸 -不 救命 别碰我 - I'll cut you up! - No! Help! Leave me alone.
又一个天堂般的夜晚 Another fucking great night in paradise.
我本应该当厨师的 I should have been a chef.
我本应该当个酒鬼 I should have been a fucking drunk.
这是我唯一擅长的事 That's about the only thing I'm good at.
该死的火车 Fucking trains.
你在逗我吗？你这傻逼娘们儿 Are you shitting me? You dumb fucking dildo.
嘿 你想干什么？ Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?
我在查案子 I m making this case for us.
你什么都别做 回车里去 You are not doing anything but getting in that fucking car.
-哦 天哪 -来吧 打我 - Oh, Jesus Christ. - Come on, hit me.
我不会打你的 -打我 别废话 I m not going to hit you. Hit me. Make it count
你是个女人 我不会打你的 You're a woman. I m not going to hit you.
别烦我了 啊 Leave me alone shit bag. Ahh!
他妈的 Fuck!
-啊 -嘿 滚开 - Ugh! - Hey! Get the fuck off her!
离她远点 Leave her alone!
劳拉 来吧 Laura! Come on!
嘿 来吧 快点 Hey, Come on. Hurry up.
走走走 Go go go!
晚上好 我的孩子们 哈哈 Hello to all my children of the night. Hahahahaha.
对我们大多数人来说 黑暗带来的是幸福、神秘和激情 For most of us the dark brings bliss, mystery and passion.
当太阳下山的时候 我们的灵魂蠢蠢欲动 As the sun goes down our spirits come alive.
但是黑暗可能是虚假的 But the dark can be deceitful. The pitch of night
夜幕降临可以遮蔽真实的意图 can shroud true intentions.
它能吞噬世界的真相 It can swallow the truth of the world.
但我们都知道 黑暗背后是光明 But we all know behind darkness is light.
所以要和你的人保持亲密 把烟卷包紧 So keep your people close and your joints packed tight.
我想那燃烧的热度把我变成了一个诗人 I think that list hit turned me into a poet.
库什女王在你的耳边喃喃细语 Queen kush weaving words in your ears.
那个人要杀了她 劳拉 我都看得出来 The guy was going to kill her Laura. Even I could see that.
我不知道 你的小布里兹怎么样？ I don t know. What about your boy Breeze?
他表现得很狂乱 He was acting awful squirrelly.
他真是个无法形容的垃圾 He s a shitty ass coked up fuckhead.
他发疯也正常 Squirrelly is normal for him.
嘿 Hey.
嘿 醒醒 Hey, wake up.
-嘿 -我们在哪儿？ - Hey. - Where are we?
我们要停一下车 好吗？ We just stopped for a minute ok?
你叫什么名字？ What s your name?
露西 Lucy.
好的 露西 我想让你知道你和我们在一起很安全 好吗？ Okay, Lucy. I want you to know you're safe with us, okay?
-我向你保证 -好的 - I promise you. - Okay.
她叫露西 来吧 Her name's Lucy. Come on.
我们在哪里？ Where are we?
我们想帮你 好吗？ We want to help you, okay?
我们要确保那个伤害你的人 We want to make sure that the man that hurt you,
不会找到你 won t find you.
怎么做呢？ How do we do that?
烧掉你的衣服 We burn your clothes.
还有其他的 Everything.
还有耳环 Earrings too.
还有其他的东西吗？ Any other piercings?
没了 Mm mmm.
自从我们上次讲话之后 你是拿头砸核桃了吗？ Did you hit yourself in the head since we last spoke?
-没有 夫人 -因为那是唯一 - No ma am. - Because that's the only thing
能够解释你刚才说的话的原因 that I can come up with that explains what you just told me.
我试图阻止她了 I tried to stop her.
但你没能阻止她 You didn t stop her.
所以她出了事都是你的责任 And that makes you responsible for whatever happens to her.
是的 夫人 Yes, ma am.
布里兹对整件事的说法是什么？ What does this guy Breeze say about the whole thing?
布里兹懂个屁 Breeze don't know shit. He wouldn t know shit if
他死都放不出来一个屁 it started coming out of his asshole.
好吧 那你最好期盼A.J.带回来什么线索 Well, then you better hope that A.J. comes back with something.
事实上 你最好先希望她能回来 In fact you just better hope she comes back at all.
该起床了小女孩 起来挣钱了 Rise and shine girlie. Time to earn your keep.
见鬼 姑娘 Shit, girl.
别那样看着我 我不是个糟老头 Don t look at me like that. I ain t no dirty old man.
好吧 我是 但不是那种 Well, okay, I am. But not that kind.
女孩们给你拿了一些衣服 Girls brought you some clothes.
穿好衣服 我们有事要做 Get dressed. We got to do.
这是吉米 话不多 Here s Jimmy. Don t talk much.
但他工作很努力 很会处理农作物 But he works hard and he s good with the crops too.
女孩们 停下你们危险的行为 那玩意儿不是免费的 God damnit girls stop that shit. That ain t free.
不要给它们喂太多了 它们会一直吃 直到肚子爆炸 And don t over feed them. They ll eat till they 'splode.
对不起 老爹 Sorry Big Daddy.
嗯 好了 Ehhh. It s alright.
我知道你们都见过面了 但我还是要正式地介绍一下 I know you all met but now for some proper introductions.
罗拉 劳拉 莱诺 Lola, Laura, Lenore.
露西 Lucy.
他妈的 另一个名字以L开头的 Fuck. Another first name that begins with a fuckin L.
我来告诉你吧 这可真是一件热辣的事 I'll tell you what. It s hotter than a butt cheek sandwich.
我可真是出奇了 不管了 我要去钓鱼 I m up to my ass in chicken shit. Fuck this. I'ma go fishin'
用我的新鱼饵 with my new fishin lure.
别担心他 他是你会遇见的最可爱的男人 Don t worry about him. He's the sweetest man you ever met.
来吧 我想给你看个东西 Come on, I want to show you something.
不要担心你的活 我会帮你干的 Don t worry about your chores Lenore. I ll take care o--
让她开心点 Let her have her fun.
天哪 这土地好大啊 Man, that s a lot of land.
嗯 Mhmm.
那些是小麦、玉米和大麻 That's wheat, corn and cannabis.
什么？ Excuse me?
这就是我们昨晚在城里的原因 That s why we were in the city last night.
这是我们谋生的方式 It s how we make our living.
你除了大麻还搞别的吗？比如 可卡因什么的？ Do you do more than weed? Like, coke and shit?
不 我们不是毒贩 我们是农民 No. We re not drug dealers. We re farmers.
不对 我们是一家人 Hell, we re family.
你的家人呢？ What about your family?
算不上家庭 Don t have much of a family.
妈妈是个瘾君子 不知道她现在在哪里 Mother was a coke addict. Don t know where she is.
可能在哪儿吸过量了 我小时候爸爸被杀了 Probably OD d somewhere. Dad got killed when I was little.
然后我被送到了我叔叔那里 And then I got passed offto my uncle.
他并不是一个好家长 Who was not much of a parental figure.
哇 听起来你的童年很糟糕 Wow. Sounds like you had a shitty childhood.
我不跟我妈妈联系了 I don t talk to my momma no more.
她交流的唯一方法就是用拳头 The only way she knows how to communicate is with her fists.
所以 我离家出走了 So, I went away.
然后我遇到了一个人 他非常爱我 And then I met this guy. He loved me so much,
但他不爱自己 but he didn t love himself.
唯一能让他感觉好点的方法就是打我 And the only way he d feel better is if he hurt me.
狠狠地 Hard.
家人把我带到了这里 Family brought me here.
剩下的就是历史了 And the rest is history.
是美好的历史 It s a good history.
如果人们真的爱你 Yeah, if people really love you,
他们不会想伤害你 they don t want to hurt you.
玛丽简：今天收到了许多来电送来的爱 MARYJANE A lot of love is coming in on the phones today.
你们都是库什家族的一部分 Y'all truly a part of the Kush family.
一个充满爱的家庭是上帝最伟大的礼物 And a loving family is God's greatest gift.
紧随其后的是大麻叶的绿色 Followed closely by the mean green.
家就是你心之所向 Now family is whatever and whoever you want it to be.
有些人生在家庭中 其余的要自己追寻 Some people are born in to one. Others find one
他们是你的家 家是舒适的 They are your home. Home is comfort.
家是你的心所居住的地方 Home is where your heart lives.
家就是你的藏身之处 Home is where your stash is.
不管是血缘、大麻、还是性 Whether it be blood, weed, or sex
将你们联系在一起 用力去爱的吧 宝贝 用力去爱 that ties you together, love hard baby, love hard.
不不不不 谢谢 No. No-no-no. No, thanks.
来吧 它会帮助你缓解疼痛 Come on, it ll help with the pain.
不了 Mm mmm.
你应该知道你拒绝了 You do realize that that s the best weed in the United States
美国最好的大麻 of America that you are turning down.
我从来都不抽 I ve never been much of a smoker.
不抽就不抽 Whatever trips your trigger.
这是你作为一个人的权利 但最好不要让我发现 It's your right as a human being. But I better not find you
你往血管里弄什么其他东西 putting some other kind of shit down your veins.
不 不 我永远不会那样做的 No, no. I would never do that.
很好 因为我不想让我的女孩们对什么上瘾 Good, cause I don t want my girls getting hooked on nothing.
听 你是他的一个女孩了 Hear that, you re one of his girls.
吉米到底在哪里？我发誓那个男孩 And where in the hell is Jimmy? I swear that boy
每当太阳下山时 都会爬进洞里 crawls into a cave every time the sun gets ready to go down.
他在研究新品种 某种杂交品种 He s working on a new plant. Some kind of hybrid.
杂交？他在搞吗？ Hybrid? Is he fucking it?
如果幸运的话 If it s lucky.
他为什么不说话呢？他怎么了？ So why doesn t he talk. What happened to him?
什么也没有 他是一头骡子 Nothing happened, he s a mule.
哑巴 Mute!
嘿 我刚才说成什么了？ Hey, what d I say?
拜托 伙计们 为什么要这样损一个完美的人呢 Come on guys, why y all got to put down such perfection.
完美？吉米吗？ Perfection? Jimmy?
是啊 健美的身体 工作努力 器大活好 Yeah, great body, works hard, hung like a horse
听起来是个完美的男人 Sounds like the perfect man to me.
管他的 给我点一根 What the hell. Light me up.
耶 Yeah!
所有的这些广告宣传让我想要再次激起 All this flack makes me want to resurrect the dank
要大麻还是酒精的辩论 你知道我的意思吗？ versus drank debate. You know what I mean?
你知道酒鬼是什么样子的吗 You know what alcohol abuse looks like.
汽车连环撞 酒吧斗殴 家庭破裂 Car pileups, bar brawls, broken families.
你知道瘾君子是什么样子的吗？ You know what weed abuse looks like?
一个空冰箱和一个永不满足的大嘴巴 An empty fridge and a sahara mouth.
我喜欢小口喝酒 但我知道它能让你成为一个真正的混蛋 I love to sip, but I know it can make you a real dick?
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你真是个孬种 迪克 You got no balls Dick.
再试试 Some other time.
迪克？ Dick?
莱斯 Les.
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
我在喝酒 I m drinking.
你想来一杯吗？ Would you like one?
不 我很久以前就戒酒了 No, I came out of the basement a long time ago.
那么 Well,
也许你可以看在以前时光的面子上来一点 maybe you could crawl back in for old times sake.
你在车牌上有突破吗？ What d you get on the license plate?
没有 Nothing.
不好意思？ Excuse me?
没 没有 什么都没有 Nothing, nada, nothing.
显然这是假牌子 Apparently it s a fake.
伟大的侦探特工 现在你为什么不找一个 Great detective work agent. Now why don t you just send an
未经训练的新手在没有后援的情况下混入敌营呢 untrained rookie out in to the field without backup.
哦 等等 你已经这么做了 Oh wait, you already did that.
她能管好自己 She can handle herself.
这话她父亲也说过 看看他怎么了 That s what her father said and look what happened to him.
听着 你现在如履薄冰 Look, you re on thin ice Mo.
现在你需要抓点现行 你得快点行动 Now you need a bust and you need it soon.
是这样吗？ Is that it?
是的 Yeah.
你没有什么事可做？ You got nothing to do?
回见 莫 See you around Mo.
回见 麦琪 See you around Maggie.
耶 耶 耶 耶 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ohh! Ohh!
嗯 老爹 Mmm. Big Daddy!
我在努力集中注意力 声音小点儿 嗯 I m trying to concentrate. Keep it down in there. Mmmm.
老爹 Big Daddy.
耶 骑着小石马爽不爽宝贝 Yes. Ride the stone pony baby.
嘿嘿 看着点肚子 宝贝 Heheheheh. Whoa, watch the tummy baby.
哦 你这个小贱人 Ohhh. You little slut.
看见什么你喜欢的了吗？ See anything you like?
我们在这里没那么矜持 We ain t all that shy around here.
你感觉还好吧？ You feeling ok?
嗯 Mhmm.
在农场生活需要习惯 Being on the farm takes some getting used to.
但你会学会爱上它的 But you'll learn to love it here.
就像我一样 Just like I do.
休息一下 我们明天要做些有趣的事情 Get some rest. We re going to do something fun tomorrow.
我们现在要去哪里？ Where are we going now?
回家 我们要回家了 Home. We re going home.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you darling.
来吧姑娘 不要傻站着了 Come on girl. Don t just stand over their gawking.
我们这里有个盘子 We got plate right over here.
来吧 Yeah, come on.
加入我们 Come join us.
你感觉如何？ How you feeling?
酸痛 痛死了 Sore. Like shit.
天啊 他让你脸上开花了 Golly! Look at that. He did a number on you.
真明显 Look at that shiner.
是啊 该死的混蛋 Shyeaa. Damn asshole.
是啊 我希望你踢他蛋的时候 Yeah, well, I hope you broke a heel
把鞋跟都踢断 when you kicked him in the dick.
你正和玛丽简一起嗨到飞起 You re getting high with MaryJane on K-U-S-H-F-M.
对所有大麻拥护者 我有个坏消息要说 And I ve got bad news for all my cannabis crusaders.
我们刚被告知 联邦特工已经开始调查 We ve just been told that federal agents have gotten
最近的“大麻致死”案件 involved as we can tack on another quote, unquote tainted
来吧你们这群西装革履的走狗 我们都知道 weed death. Come on you suit wearing stiffs, we all know weed
大麻不会致死 我会为了对大麻的爱而奋战 doesn t kill. Which bodes I'll for the battle of green love.
该死的 大麻唯一杀死的就是我的拘束感 Hell, the only thing weed ever killed was my inhibitions.
你在收听K-U-S-H 库什电台 You re here on K-U-S-H, Kush radio
一个理想的美好国度 where we imagine a higher state of being.
青年因新型“派对毒品”死亡 令人发疯的大麻开始流行
他妈的 风把它吹偏了 Fuck. Damn wind took it.
哇 这才像话嘛 Woo! That's my girl.
是这样吗？ Was that the way?
-你以前拿过枪吗？-没有 - You ever held a gun before? - No
首先 不要把你的手指放在扳机上 First, never put your finger on the trigger
直到你准备好射击之前 until you are ready to shoot.
好的 像这样？ Okay. Like this?
准备好应对后坐力 Get ready for the recoil.
往下看 射中它 射中它 射中它 Down the sight. Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.
哇 耶 哇 Woo! Yeah! Woo!
真棒 Sweet!
新来的女孩怎么样了？ How's the new girl doing?
她很有天赋 老爹 She got the gift Big Daddy.
只是运气好 It was just luck.
好吧 要是遇上危难我会很高兴有你在 Well, I ll be glad to have you on my side when the time comes.
危难？ when the time comes?
当有人想夺走我所拥有的东西时 When someone tries to take away what is rightfully mine.
我的家族五代都是这个农场的拥有者 My family has owned this farm for five generations.
我的父亲在拯救它的过程中牺牲了 My Pappy died trying to save it.
如果有人想从我这里拿走 If somebody wants to take it from me,
他们得准备好面临一场恶战 they're going to have a fight on their hands.
有意思的是 我这一生中去过的地方 It s funny in my life all the places I ve been to,
遇到的人 从来都不像家 the people I ve met, never felt like home.
但这里 这是家 But here, this is home.
你有没有想过干点别的？ Did you ever want to do uh, more with you life?
什么意思？ What do you mean something more?
我想说 不仅仅是种植和销售大麻 I mean more than just growing and selling weed.
是...... That s--
我正在学习农业学和植物学 我正在起草一份提案 I m studying agriculture and botany. I m drafting a proposal
在全国范围内让大麻合法化 of the nation wide legalization of marijuana.
我的生活不仅仅是种植和销售大麻 There is more to my life than just growing and selling.
对不起 我不是那个意思 I m sorry, I didn t mean that bad.
我知道你没有 I know you didn t.
没关系 It s okay.
我想吃冰淇淋 你想来点冰淇淋吗？ I want some ice cream. Do you want some ice cream?
来吧 我们去买冰淇淋吧 Come on, let s go get some ice cream.
K-U-S-H 我们把它加在大麻里 K-U-S-H where we put the oooh wee in weed.
沿着这条路走 在灌木丛后面 Down the road, behind the bushes.
-你在做什么？-我发现了一条鲶鱼 我发现了 - What were you doing th--? - I found a catfish. I found a
一条鲶鱼正躺在河岸上 catfish Laying right on the bank.
我不知道它是怎么跳出水面的 I don t know how Jumped right out of the water.
这些东西真诡异 Those things are the darnest things.
你最近钓鱼吗？ Yeah. You do any fishing lately?
你好 市长 Howdy Mayor.
你好 莱诺小姐 多么美好的一天啊 Howdy Miss Lenore, what a beautiful day.
是的 这是露西 她和我们住在一起 Sure is. This is Lucy she goin' be stayin' with us.
你今天怎么样 露西小姐？ Well how do you Miss Lucy?
我是杜威市长 欢迎来到议会山小镇 I m Mayor Dewey. Welcome to Council Hill.
谢谢你 先生 Thank you sir.
哦 别叫先生 你就叫我杜威吧 Ohhhh, enough of that sir stuff. You just call me Dewey.
-女士们 -谢谢 - Ladies. - Thank you.
嗯 Mmm Mmmm.
你知道你的这俩兄弟靠吃我们家招牌甜饼 You know those brothers of yours are going to eat us right out of
就能把我们吃破产 business with this stack of flapjacks special.
也许因为你们的微笑服务 Yeah, Well you know maybe it s that service with a smile
让他们成为了回头客 they keep coming back for.
好吧 杜威 你刚刚得到我下一届的投票了 Well Dewey, you just got my vote for the next term.
哦 你个小坏蛋 你太好了 哈哈哈 Oh, you little stinker, you are just too kind. Hahahaha
兔子 --Rabbits.
他们都是兄弟吗？ So are they all brothers?
17个兄弟中的3兄弟 Three out of seventeen.
小镇里的大户 Small town, big family.
事实上 他拥有这个镇上大部分的房屋 包括这个 Actually he owns most of the buildings in this town, including this one.
他们一直在这里 In here all the time.
我们一直在说 他应该把这里取名市长办公室 We keep saying he ought to rename it the Mayors office.
哦 莱诺 你知道我不能那样做 Oh, now lenore. You know I can t do that.
可怜的汉克在去上班的路上要迷路了 Poor Hank ll get himself lost on the way to work. Ahaha.
嘿 莱诺 Hey Lenore.
嘿 汉克 Hey Hank!
啊 我能 我能为你做什么呢？ Uhh, what can I uhh, get you today?
我们想要一大勺冰淇淋 汉克 We d like a big ol' scoop of your ice cream, Hank.
哦 好的 嗯 巧克力还是香草？ Oh, okay. Uhh, chocolate or vanilla.
为什么不一样一个呢？我们有两个人 Why not one of each? There's two of us.
哦 嘿 Oh, hey.
我现在就给你做冰淇淋 So I'll uhh, get you that ice cream now.
我想他喜欢你 I think he likes you.
嗯 他很可爱 Yeah, he s sweet.
但不是我喜欢的类型 Not my type though.
他们知道老爹的农场吗？ So do they know about Big Daddy s farm?
我的意思是 知不知道那里有什么？ I mean, what s out there?
我从来没想问 这是老爹的事 I never thought to ask. It s Big Daddy s business.
我们不该管 And we should stay out of it.
-嗨 莱诺 -怎么？ - Hey, Lenore. - Yeah?
-我能给你说点事吗？-当然 - Can I tell you something? - Yeah, su--
这是你的冰淇淋 女孩们 Here s your ice cream girls.
谢谢 汉克 Thanks, Hank.
嗯 吃吧 Yup, Dig in.
你 啊 你准备好过周六了吗？ Are you uhh, are you, are you ready for this Saturday?
我不会错过的 I wouldn t miss it.
今年的猪怎么样？ How are the hogs looking this year?
肥美多汁 Plump and juicy.
哈 Ha.
汉克 Hank,
我的冰淇淋在融化 my ice cream is melting.
哦 Oh.
周六干什么？ What s on Saturday?
哦 每年老爹为镇上的人举办派对 Oh, every year Big Daddy holds a party for the town.
烤猪肉 工作量老大了 Barbecue roast hog, the works.
你想跟我谈什么？ What did you want to talk to me about?
哦 没什么 Oh, never mind.
我要去洗洗了 I m gonna go wash up.
好 就在那里 Sure. It's through there.
好的 Okay.
-嘿 莫 是我 -嗯？ - Hey, Mo, it s me. - Eh?
哦 等等等等 好的 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay.
是的 我知道 你先听我说 Yeah, I-I know, just shut up for a minute.
听我说 先别来 Just, Just listen to me. Don t come yet.
哇 太棒了 太棒了 Wha--ah, that s terrific. That s terrific.
好的 把地址给我 Okay, give me the address.
这说不通 It-it doesn t make sense.
这个家庭不是我们想象的那种 Th-this family isn t who we thought they were.
得了吧 AJ 你是联邦特工啊 Come on A.J! You're a federal agent for Christ sake.
只是 给我多点时间 Just, just, give me more time.
拜托 AJ Come on A.J.
不 只要 No, ju--
好吧 我在议会山小镇 Fine, I m in Council Hill.
好样的 Thatta girl.
是在议会山的一个农场 It s a farm out in Council Hill.
嗯哼 Uh huh.
但是小心 因为他们有武器 Ju-just be careful because they are armed.
太好了 谢谢你 甜心 Excellent. Thank you sweetheart.
我抓到你了 你个混蛋 我抓到你了 I got you asshole. I got you.
有点融化了 我就喜欢这种的 Partially melted. Just the way I like it.
嘿 你想去厨房帮忙吗？ Hey, you wanna help in the kitchen?
-好的 -好 我们开始做饭吧 - Yeah. - Alright, let's get cooking.
是什么让你这么失落？ What s got you down darling?
嘿 醒醒 到外面来 我想给你看个东西 Hey, wake up. Come on outside I want to show you something.
但外面在下大雨 But it s storming outside.
是啊 小雨也不会怎么样 Yeah. A little rain never hurt nobody.
你今天给谁打电话了？ Who did you call today?
-没谁 -放屁 - No one. - The fuck you didn t.
露西 我听见了 你在跟谁说话？ Lucy, I heard you. Who were you talking to?
我打电话给我妈妈 I called my mom.
你告诉你妈妈我们有武器？ You told your mama we were armed?
让她小心点吗？ And that she should be careful?
好吧 我是毒品部门的联邦特工 Okay. I m a federal agent with the the drug trafficking agency.
他们什么都知道了 They know everything.
明天他们会带着搜查令来这里 They ll be here tomorrow with a warrant.
如果你们合作 我就会给你减刑 If you cooperate I ll get you a reduced sentence.
我答应你们 I give you my word.
你答应？你是个说谎的小贱人 Your word? You re a lying little cunt.
啊 Ugh!
对不起 这是我的工作 I'm sorry. It s my job.
-这是我们的家 -啊 - This is our home! - Ugh!
就冲你刚才这一下 还要加十年刑 混蛋 You just added ten years to your sentence asshole.
你要从我们这里夺走一切吗？ You re gonna take this from us?
我们的农场 Our farm.
我们的生活 Our lives.
我们的家庭 Our family.
你违反了法律 你要付出代价 You break the law, you pay the price.
对不起 老爹 I m sorry, Big Daddy.
不是你的错 亲爱的 Not your fault darling.
她愚弄了我们所有人 She fooled us all.
嗯 我真的很抱歉昨晚发生那种事在你身上 And uh, I m real sorry about what happened to you last night.
这张桌子上的每个女人都以这样或那样的方式被虐待过 Every woman at this table been abused in one way or another.
我把她们一个一个带来 And one at a time I just took 'em all in and
让她们成为一家人 made them family.
如果你愿意 你可以成为这个家庭的一部分 And you can be a part of that family if you d like.
好的 Okay.
我们得走了 We re going to have to leave.
如果我们留下来也许会更好些吗？ Maybe it s better if we stay?
我必须在我的农场和我的家人之间做出选择 I have to choose between my farm and my family.
我选我的家人 It s my family.
我知道 但是 我不认为他们会得到搜查令 I know, but, I don't think they'll get a warrant.
那是为什么呢亲爱的？ And why is that darling?
醒醒吧 弱智 Wake up imbecile.
没有直接证据 No direct evidence.
你他妈的在跟我开玩笑吗？ What are you fucking kidding me?
是啊 我就是他妈的在跟你开玩笑 Yeah, I m fucking kidding you.
看看我的表情 This my fucking kidding you face.
我的一个特工在现场 I got an agent on site.
你没有样本 没有照片 没有供认 You got no samples. No photographs. No confession.
你给我证据 我就给你一张搜查令 You get me evidence. I ll get you a warrant.
你也是个笨蛋 And you were a bum fuck too!
天啊 Christ.
哦 Oh.
警长办公室 我能帮你什么吗？ Sheriff's office. May I help you?
哦 是的 他在 是谁打来的？ Uh, yes he is. May I ask who s it calling?
啊 Ah.
这是给你的 是一个迪克特工 It s for you. It s an agent dick.
这是警长泰勒 我能帮你什么吗？ Sheriff Trailer speaking. How may I be of service.
打断一下 先生 Let me stop you right there sir and tell you I cannot conduct
我不能做无正当理由或搜查令的搜查和扣押 a search and seizure without probable cause or a warrant.
我能做的就是 But the best I can do is,
上门 让他带我四处看看 knock on his door and ask me to show me around.
好吧 我看看我能做什么 Alright. I ll see what I can do.
玛丽简：现在对于你们中的一些人来说 MARYJANE It might be getting a little too hot
可能有点太热了 for some of you folks out there.
所以就在这里冷静冷静吧 和你心爱的玛丽珍 So just keep chilling here with your gal MaryJane.
这里全天都是大麻时间 Where its 420 all day long.
警长 Sheriff.
你把哪个幸运的家伙拿出来烤了？ So you got the lucky fellow picked out for the roast?
不 还没有 Nope. Not yet.
但是你知道总有一个要被宰的 哈哈 But you know there s always one waiting on the slaughter. Haha.
我不得不告诉你 我来这里的原因是 I m obliged to tell you. The reason I came out here was
问你关于那个和你住在一起的年轻女士的事 to ask you about the young lady that s been staying with you.
露西 Lucy.
哦 漂亮的小姐 Ohh. Fine young lady.
是个好女人 昨天去了不知道什么地方 Nice woman. Took off for parts unknown yesterday.
-是吗？-是的 给了她几块钱 - Did she now? - Yep. Gave her a few bucks.
她上了一辆公共汽车 她不适合农场 She hopped on a bus. She wasn t meant for the farm.
是属于城市的女孩 City girl.
你知道她要去哪里吗？ Any idea where she s headed?
嗯 她说是去西部 Well, she was talking about going out west.
也许是好莱坞 Maybe someday hollywood.
那可牛逼坏了？ Wouldn't that be something?
是啊 Yeah, it would.
啊 我最好回去了 Aw heck fire. I best be heading back.
啊 谢谢你腾空出来 先生 星期六见 Ah. Thank you for your time sir. See you on Saturday.
我很期待 警长 I'm looking forward to it sheriff.
感觉就像温水煮青蛙 Feel like a frog in a pot of water
还带刺扎人一样 with a cattle prod up my ass.
她不在吗？ She wasn t there?
哦 不 她不可能上公共汽车 她是联邦特工 Well, hell no she wouldn t get on a bus. She s a federal agent.
因为我是联邦特工 Because I m a federal agent.
你特么觉得什么叫证据？ What the hell do you mean proof?
你以为我是邮差吗？喂？警长？ What the hell you think I am a mailman. Hello? Sheriff?
白痴 Dickhead!
你要遭殃了 Your ass is grass now.
如果缉毒局来了 If the DEA comes sniffing around.
我们得准备动起来了 We got to be ready to move.
女孩们 把你们需要的东西都放在一个袋子里 Girls you put everything you need in one bag.
如果你放不进去 你就不要带它 If you can t put it in one bag, you don t need it.
吉米 你把货车开到谷仓里然后开始装货 Jimmy, you get the van in the barn and start loading up
所有已经准备好了或者差不多的货都带上 everything that s ready or almost, and you pack the best
装上最好的种子 哈哈 这是收获的季节 seeds. Haha. It s harvest time.
那烤肉呢？ What about the roast?
继续计划着 We keep planning just like it s gonna happen.
如果我们不得不逃 我们就得逃 If we have to run, we have to run.
去哪？ Where?
几年前 我买了一块地产 Well, a couple years ago, I bought a piece of property
为了以防万一 在印第安纳州 just in case. Down in Indiana.
我们要重新播种 重新开始 We ll replant. Start over.
你想的真周到 老爹 You think of everything Big Daddy.
永远忠诚 狗娘养的 Semper fi mothafucker!
大家都特么去哪儿了？ The hell is everybody?
在小溪边吃晚饭 Down at the creek, getting their dinner.
玛丽简： K-U-S-H 库什电台 MARYJANE K-U-S-H Kush Radio.
我们在这里自在快活 哇 Where we put the joy in joint. Woo!
不知道我在哪读到的 在钓鱼的时候 You know I read somewhere that the best thing thing
最好的鱼饵是一种棉花糖 to use for bait when you're fishing is a marshmallow.
这是为什么？ Why s that?
我不知道 但我试着把棉花糖放在 I don t know, but I tried to put the marshmallow on the end of
钩子的后端 那该死的东西 the hook and the darn thing
就只会漂浮在水面上 just keeps floating in the water.
什么样的鱼会吃棉花糖？ What kind of fish eatin' marshmallow?
我不知道 我认为这是因为 I don t know, I think it has something to do
棉花糖里的一些化学物质什么的 with some of the chemicals in the marshmallow and what not.
然后你不是给我买了新的鱼竿吗 我想试试 And then you got me that new rod I wanted to try that out.
我就拿了一把棉花糖 I got my hands all gummed up with the marshmallow.
也不知道我是不是该把它们烧一下 I don t know if I am supposed to burn 'em a little bit.
联邦特工莫里斯迪克 Special federal agent Maurice Dick.
很高兴见到你特工迪克 Nice to meet you Agent Dick.
有什么可以帮你的吗 How can we help you today.
你可以先挪动你的屁股 Well, you could start by getting your finger out of your ass and
去老爹的农场看看 get up there to Big Daddy s farm and check it out.
先生 有什么理由吗？ On what grounds sir?
让我们想想看 毒品 Well, let s see, there's Narcotics possession.
还有蓄意贩卖毒品 There s uh, narcotics possession with intent to distribute.
还绑架了一名联邦特工 There s kidnapping a federal agent.
现在 你 你可以选择 Now, you, uhh. You take your choice.
如果没有证据支持 You ain t gonna get too far without evidence to support
你就不能去指控 the charges.
说得好 副警长 Well put, deputy.
听我说 你这个弱智乡巴佬 Listen to me you inbred backwoods hicks.
嘿 你等一下 先生 Hey, you hold on a minute here sir.
我不知道你带着什么样的徽章 I don t know what the hell kind of badge that you carry,
但你最好尊重议会山的本地法律 but you better respect the laws of Council Hill.
我是这里的市长 See I m the mayor here.
我希望你不要再骚扰公民了 And I want you to quit harassing all of its citizens.
你明白吗？ Do you understand?
市长先生 Mr. Mayor.
特别探员奥德丽珍韦林 Special agent Audrey Jean Wheeling
正在老爹的农场被扣为人质 is being held hostage at Big Daddy s farm.
当然 除非她已经死了 That is unless of course she s already dead.
但是我们不知道她死没死 But we won t know that will we,
除非我们到那里去看看 unless we go up there and find out.
我见过那个年轻的女孩 说她的名字叫露西 I met that young girl. Said her name was Lucy.
哈哈哈 她不是特工 Hahaha ha ha. She s no agent.
那是因为她是个卧底啊 你这个笨蛋 That's because she is undercover you dumb hick!
听着 没有正当理由 就没有搜查令 Look. No cause, no warrant.
现在 你为什么不滚出我的镇子 Now, why don t you just get the hell out of my town before I do
在我做出让自己都后悔的事情之前 something that I m gonna regret.
现在就滚 Now.
滚啊 Go on!
对不起 Excuse me.
这些联邦小子真有胆 The nerve of fed boys.
我不想选 I don t want to choose.
轮到你了 亲爱的 It s your turn honey.
他们看起来都很高兴 They all look so happy though.
像猪一样高兴 对吧？ Happy as pigs in shit, right?
罗拉 别再拖延了 你是今年的死亡天使 Lola, stop stalling. You are the angel of death this year.
我认得那辆车 当时他和露西在街上争执 I know that car. He was on the street with Lucy.
他妈的狗娘养的 Fucking son of a bitch.
嘿 伙计们 你们好吗？ Hey folks. How ya doin?
别说什么 不要动 Don't nobody say nothin. Don t nobody move.
DTA 特工迪克 DTA. Agent Dick.
我只是在想 那个家伙看起来像个混蛋（与迪克同音） I was just thinking. That guy looks like a dick.
真有趣 她在哪儿？ Funny. Where s she at?
-谁？-露西 - Who? - Lucy.
-走了 -去了哪里？ - Gone - Gone? Where?
我不知道 她没有说 I don t know. She didn t say.
你个骗子 You re a liar.
老天有眼 她没有告诉我 Hand to God, she didn t tell me.
-干你妈 -这句话也送给你 - Fuck you. - Well, back at ya hoss.
我要逮住你 老爹 I m gonna take you down Big Daddy.
看你那样连个断腿小猫咪都搞不定吧 You couldn t take down a sick pussycat with three broken legs.
我要你从我的地盘滚出去 I want you to get the fuck off my property.
这里环境不错 And a nice property it is too.
太遗憾了 你会失去它的 Too bad you re gonna lose it.
你以为我不知道你是谁？你做什么吗？ You think I don t know who you are? What you do?
你们这些混蛋突击搜查加州的药店 You re those assholes that bust dispensaries in California take
带走他们的存货和病人记录 their stock and patient records everything.
医疗机构是合法经营的 Medical offices operating legally under the fucking law.
这是州法律 我是联邦法律 Well that s the state law. I m the federal law.
我总会赢 And I always win.
好吧 你的联邦屁股和你的车 Well, you take your Federal ass and that piece of shit you
都该滚出我的地盘了 rode in on and get the fuck off my property!
你要完了 老爹 You going down daddy-o.
去你妈的 去你妈的 去你妈的 Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
如果他再来 That piece of shit shows up again I want you to put a hole
我希望你在他脸上开个洞 right in the center of his face.
他妈的 他很生气 Fuck, he s pissed.
就像他总是说的 生气总比胆怯好 Like he always say better to be pissed off than pissed on.
还记得那天吗 爸爸？ Remember that day pappy?
蔚蓝的天空 炙热的太阳 宜人的微风 Blue sky, hot sun, nice breeze.
你在教导我要像你一样成为一个真正的男人 You were teaching me to be a real man like you always did.
你对我很苛刻 但理由充分 You were hard on me, but with good reason.
你使我成为现在的我 You made me the man I am now.
当我看到那辆车的时候 I knew when I saw that car,
就知道不会有什么好结果的 it wasn t going to be anything good.
我当时太年轻了 I was just too young to
不知道那个人是在欺压你 使劲欺压 understand the man was putting his thumb on you. Pushing hard
因为他们想要你的土地 because they wanted your land.
我 I-uh,
我需要你的指导 I need your guidance pappy.
联邦的人来了 准备去伤害我的家庭 Feds are coming and fixing to hurt the family.
我永远不会忘记那个人找到你的那天 I ll never forget the day the man got to you.
不 爸爸 No pappy!!!
嘿 哇 Hey, whoa.
嘿 放松 放松 Hey, relax, relax.
你很好 只是 You re-you're ok. It s just--
一个梦 放松 a dream. Relax.
我不想让你觉得你被关住了 And I don t want you to feel like you are being held
被囚禁在这里之类的 captive here, or nothin'.
我的意思是 女孩们老是骑自行车去城里 I mean the girls take the bikes into town all the time.
去购物 去玩 Go shopping, having fun.
我还不会骑自行车 I never really learned how to ride a bike.
我们也可以解决这个问题 Well shit, we can take care of that too.
就这样 Hell yeah.
保持平衡 保持平衡 Hold it steady, hold it steady!
保持平衡 哦 Hold it steady, oh!
天哪 你还好吧？ Jesus Christ, you alright?
-是的 我很好 -好 让我们把这个拿回来 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Okay. Let's get this back up.
-再试一次 -好的 好的 --try all over again. -Okay, okay.
嘿 Hey.
耶 你做到了 你做到了 Yeah! Yeah, you got it! You got it!
干得漂亮 'Atta girl!
你到底从哪儿弄来的？ Where the hell did you get that?
我找到的 I found it.
在哪里？ Where?
从老爹货车的车顶上掉下来的 Falling off the roof of Big Daddy s van.
哦 我明白了 Ohhhhh. I see.
嗯 Well.
恩什么 儿子？ Well, what son?
我不是你的儿子 我想要 I m not your fucking son. And I want my fucking
我的搜查令 warrant!
第一 你再用这种语气跟我说话 One. You use that kind of language
我会因为你行为举止不断把你关起来 in front of me again I m gonna lock you up for indecency.
二 公路是公共财产 任何在那里发现的东西 Two the road is public property any substance discovered there
都不能作为去搜查和扣押私人住宅的判定理由 does not justify any search and seizure on a private residence.
第三 你就算是鲍勃马利光着身子自燃了 and three. I don t care if you re Bob Marley himself buck
我他妈也不想管 naked lighting right up in front of yourself.
听着 今天星期六 我的办公室一直到 See, It s Saturday. And my office doesn t open up until
星期一 上午9点才开门 Monday. 9 am.
如果你不介意的话 还有什么事 Now if you don t mind, is there anything else
我可以为你效劳吗 迪克特工？ I can do for you, Agent Dick?
你们这些不可理喻的乡巴佬 You ridge running hillbilly briar hoppers.
整个该死的镇子都要完了 This whole fucking town is going to burn.
那个男孩会得心脏病的 That boys gonna get a heart attack.
最好注意血压 Better watch that blood pressure.
哇 WOOO!
别再敲了 Hold the fuck up.
好了 好了 等一下 Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold the fuck up.
嘿 怎么了迪克特工 Hey what s up Agent Dick.
他妈的 是你 Fuck, it's you.
让我用一下你的电话 好吗？ Let me use your phone, will ya?
当然可以 Sure man.
你在休息还是什么？ You on a break or something?
你想要一些拿破仑干邑吗 You want to have some Courvoisier.
-怎么…… -划一下 伙计 - How do you.... - You just slide the bar, man.
不用找了 Keep the change.
我他妈的要这个做什么？ What the fuck am I gonna do with this shit?
是的 是的 这是警官莫里斯迪克 Yeah, yeah, this is officer Maurice Dick.
有一起涉及警官的枪击案 好的 我不挂断 There s been an office involved shooting. Yeah, yeah. I ll wait.
我有个差事要办 女孩们 I got an errand to run girls.
当我出去的时候 你们要看着家 Keep your eye on things while I m gone.
你想让我给你卷根烟吗 老爹？ You want me to roll you one Big Daddy?
那真是太好了 That would real nice Lenore.
记住 卷紧实点 Remember, pack it tight.
我的祖母曾告诉我 磕坏的苹果能做出 My gram used to tell me that bruised apples made the
最好的派 那些备受打击的人 请你们坚持下去 best pies. For all of those feeling beaten today, persevere
我的小可爱们 从树上掉下来 my lovelies. Falling off the tree
这只是旅程的一部分 它引导我们去爱 is just part of the journey. One that guides us to love and
走上命运之路 destiny.
所以如果你找到一个磕伤的苹果 就烤了它吧 So when you find that bruised apple, bake that shit
烤成派 into a pie.
如果法律束缚了你 微笑着 反咬一口 And if the law sees ya, smile wide and take a bite
享受犯罪的甜美 out of crime.
我 我以前只是一个流鼻涕的小屁孩 I--I was just a snot nose little kid.
从来没有去过任何地方 除了农场和小镇 Never been anywhere. Except the farm and town.
听说过城市 我的母亲非常喜欢 Heard about the city. My mother God rest her soul loved the
城市 city.
她...... She--
有一个周末去拜访一个朋友 没去一个很好的街区 went up there one weekend to visit a friend wasn t the best
但也不是最乱的 她看到了一个人 neighborhood, not worst and she saw this man;
不是一个男人 是一个皮条客 not a man, a pimp.
一个人渣 A waste of human flesh and blood and bone
在殴打一个女人 beating on a woman.
她过去试图帮助那个女的 Well she jumped in to try to help,
她只有100斤 穿着衣服还浑身透湿 she wasn t more than a buck ten fully clothed and sopping wet,
但是 她试着帮忙 but, she tried to help.
警察来了 逮捕了三个人 以为她是妓女 Cops showed up, arrested all three of them, thought she was a
跟其他人一样 whore like all the rest.
为什么要去医院呢 把他们都关进监狱就行 Why bother with hospital. Just threw them all in jail.
她在一个牢房里过的夜 She spent the night in a cell.
早上 皮条客交了保释金 In the morning, the pimp made bail.
两个女人都死了 And both women were dead.
爸爸不太喜欢教堂 我和你都知道 Pappy wasn t much for church, neither am I and you
他确实想要一个体面的葬礼 他告诉我的 know that. He did want a proper service. He told me that.
他说要为一个体面的女人提供体面的葬礼 He said a proper service for a proper woman.
这是我第一次走进这个房间 And it s the first time I walked into this room.
看见我的母亲 To see my mother,
在一个盒子里 in a box,
她的脸被打的不成人样 with her face beat in.
我一直试着去弥补她 I ve always tried to do right by her.
但我一直都很坏 And I ve been bad.
我犯了罪 我知道我必须为此付出代价 I ve sinned in ways that I know that I m gonna have to pay for.
而我....... and, and I--
你违反了法律…… You break the law...
你要付出代价 you pay the price.
这是我欠你的 Consider this an I owe you!
把她喂猪 Feed her to the pigs.
我总是试着好好对待我的家人 I always tried to do right by my family.
因为那就是我想成为的样子 Cause that s the man I aim to be.
闻起来很新鲜 你从哪儿弄来的？ Smells fresh. Where d you get it?
他给我的 The man himself.
卫斯理 波特？ Wesley Potter?
嗯哼……又名老爹 Mmmm hmmmm. AKA Big Daddy-o.
把这个给你了？ Gave this to you?
从他的货车上掉下来的 It fell off his van.
-什么？-是的 是的 - What? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
他把它放在他的货车顶上 我猜 He had it sitting on top of his van you know, I guess
他把这一茬忘了 车开了 he forgot all about it. He pulled out and it dropped right
然后就掉下来了 off.
那是我听过的最愚蠢的事 That is the stupidest fucking thing I ve ever heard.
你难道希望我相信你说的屁话吗？ Do you expect me to believe that shit?
我不管你信不信 你这个贱人 I don t care if believe it or not you hard ass bitch.
这是事实 好吗？现在你可以把我赶出去 或者我们可以 I mean that s truth ok? Now you can cuss me out, or we can go
去把那个狗娘养的抓起来 哈？ get this son of a bitch. Huh?
拜托 啊？ Come on, huh?
拜托 麦琪 拜托 Come on Maggie, come on.
让我们把他给办了 你和我 Let s stuff this pig. You and me.
“这才像样 ” 'Atta girl.
我不知道我的人们都怎么样了 I don t know about my fellow peace
但是我开始紧张了 pipers but I m starting to sweat.
最近的一段时间这里电话都被打爆了 Phones have been off the hook all day regarding the recent
因为最近大量的“大麻致死案件” rash of tainted weed deaths.
现在已经达到了第七起了 Which has now reached seven.
这儿有些肮脏勾当 我指的不是床上那种 Something dirty s going on here and it s not between the sheets.
我们需要答案 不然我们所熟知的大麻革命 We need answers. Or the reefer revolution as we know it could
将会逐渐消停下来 你在听K-U-S-H电台 库什 come to a grinding halt. You are listening to K-U-S-H radio, KUSH
电台 希望我所有的粉丝都能在这美丽的一天里 radio, hoping all my fans are flying high on this beautiful
高潮迭起 day.
主唱：为什么我们不让大明星来这里说几句呢？ LEAD SINGER; Why don t we get the man hour up here to say a few words.
你在哪呢 老爹 Where you at Big Daddy-o
看起来像个聚会 Looks like a party.
闻起来也像派对 Smells like a party.
你们是我所能想象到的最好的 You are the best friends and neighbors that a guy
朋友和邻居 就像我经常告诉大家的那样 could ask for. And like I always tell everybody, there ain t no
世界上最好的人都在议会山小镇了 finer people in the world than right here in Council Hill.
这是敬你们的 And this is for y all.
啊 哇 Yah! Whooo!
嗨起来 Hit it.
你确实知道怎么开好派对啊 先生 You sure throw one heck of a shin-dig, sir.
谢谢你 杜威 Thank you, Dewey.
这一次对我来说意义重大 This time it means a lot to me.
还有我的家人 And my family.
猪 不是？ Pig, nah?
听…… Listen...
应该带更多火力的 Should've brought more fire power.
这是搜索和扣押 我不希望任何人受到伤害 This is a search and seizure. I don t want anyone getting hurt.
敬我的朋友 To friends.
敬家人 To family.
赶紧回到房子里！ Get back to the house now!!!
欢迎来到地狱 混球们！ Welcome to hell assholes!!
你可以跑 但你藏不住的 老爹 You can run but you can t hide Daddy-o!
你最好有一个来这里的解释 You better have a good reason for being here.
给你一份小礼物 就在这里 Got a little present for you, right here.
让我看看这个 Let me see this.
如果这个有一个词是不合法的 If one word of this ain't legitimate, I'm coming after
我就要追查到底 迪克特工 you, Agent Dick.
啊 但要到周一早上9点之前才上班 不是吗 Ah, but not before 9 am Monday morning
市长先生？ right mr. Mayor??
干你的 Fuck you.
哦 那得先吻我吧 Aw, you gonna kiss me first.
好了 伙计们 把车开到房子前面 Alright boys. Get the cars up to the front of
把灯打开 the house. Get those lights on.
恭喜你 你刚刚制造了一场对峙 混蛋 Congratulations. You just created a standoff asshole.
放下武器 从房子里出来 Drop you weapons and come out of the house.
把枪给我 把枪给我 Give me the gun. Give it to me.
该死的 应该把枪也留在谷仓里的 Damnit should have left the guns in the barn too.
我们不可能到谷仓去 We wouldn t have made it to the barn.
是的 那个该死的特工会把我们击倒的 Yeah that fucking agent would have shot us down.
我们怎么出去？ H-How we gonna get out there?
晚安了 小蛋糕 Good night cupcake.
罗拉 趴下 Lola down.
不 Noooooooo!
你知道什么是正常程序吗？ Do you know anything about proper procedure?
正常程序？他们在向我们射击 Proper procedure? They are shooting at us.
我要杀了那个该死的婊子 I'm gonna kill that motherfucking cunt!
我受不了给你擦屁股了 迪克 I am tired of covering up your shit, Dick!
从现在起 你退休了 Consider yourself retired!
什么？ A-again?
停火 停火 Cease fire. Cease fire!
停火 停火 Cease fire! Cease fire!
罗拉 罗拉 Lola, Lola.
哦 我...... Oh, I do--
看着我 看着我 罗拉 我在这里 Look at me. Look at me. Lola. I'm here.
放下武器 从房子里出来 Drop your weapons and come out of the house.
深呼吸 深呼吸 深吸一口气 Deep breaths. Deep breaths. Take a deep breath.
给 你拿这个...... Here. You take this--
举起手出来 你们不会受到伤害的 Come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed.
莱诺 是我 是汉克 Lenore! It's me. It's Hank.
汉克 你在这里做什么？ Hank, what are you doing here?
你疯了吗？ Are you crazy?
你会被杀的 You re gonna get yourself killed.
不 等等 我们可以把他当作人质 No, wait! We can use him as a hostage!
来吧 Come on!
试试这个 迪克 Take this, Dick!
趴下 趴下 Get down, get down!
放下武器 Drop your weapons!
我们要怎么做？ How are we going to do this?
这儿 抓着他 Here. Take him.
抓着他 Take him!!
好了 走 我们支援你 Alright go. We ll back you up.
我们有人质 我们要开车离开 We have a hostage. We re just gonna drive away so
不会有人受伤 no one else gets hurt.
啊 他跟他们一伙的 Ah, he s one of them.
-他是团伙中的一员 -行动 - He s a member of the gang!!! - Move!
开枪 他是团伙中的一员 Shoot him! He's one of the gang!
-先生？-动 动 动 - Sir? - Move it, move, move!
罗拉 Lola!!!
他妈的 Fuck!
迪克 那个混蛋 Dick. That asshole.
我可以瞄准缺口 I can prepare to breach.
我可以突击右翼 I can flank right.
我不能再失去我的人了 I can t afford to lose another man.
你被逮捕了 You re under arrest.
你不能杀我 You can t kill me!
我就是法律 I m the law!!!!
去他妈的法律 蠢猪 Fuck the law. Pig.
你有60秒时间 You have 60 seconds.
我很抱歉 老爹 我很抱歉 I m so sorry Big Daddy. I m so sorry.
好了 亲爱的 没什么可抱歉的 It s ok sweetie. Nothing to be sorry about.
一切都会好起来的 Everything s gonna work out fine.
吉米 尽可能多地把种子和大麻装进袋子里 Jimmy. Pack as many seeds and weed in a bag as you can.
记住 卷紧实点 And-- remember, pack it tight.
还有30秒的时间 You have 30 seconds left.
天啊 我要为此下地狱 God, I'm gonna catch hell for this.
沿着地图走到印第安纳州的农场 Follow the map to the ranch in Indiana.
我是合法拥有者 I own it legit.
把你的名字写在契约上 我会感到骄傲的 Put your name on the deed and make me proud.
我爱你 老爹 I love you Big Daddy.
让我们把这事做完吧 Let s get this shit over with.
60秒到了 Your 60 seconds are up.
听我倒数 On my count.
3 3.
2 2.
1 1.
这真的是好东西 That's some good shit.
等等 Woah, wait.
举起手来 我们不会伤害你的 Come out with your hands up and we will not harm you!
停 停 Stop! Stop!!
见鬼 Fuck me.
好吧 这是一个糟糕的结局 Well that's a shitty ass way for it all to end.
迪克倒也倒了霉 Fuckin' Dick got it too though.
所以谁都没笑到最后 该死的 So bales weigh the same. Fucking prick.
看来我可以和老爸以及先走一步的亲戚们 Guess I ll be getting to spend more time with pa and all my kinfolks
多呆一会儿了 that went before.
他们肯定望着我笑呢 Sure they're all smiling down now knowing that I
因为他们知道我唯一可能的姿态结束了一切： went out the only way could;
卷根紧实的 把它点燃 然后深吸一口 packing it tight, firing it up and smoking it deep.
好的 这应该是县公路了 Ok, this should be the county line.
那是东边 That s east of course.
我们要向东走 We ll go east.
我们在下一个城镇停留 没有人会认识我们 We ll stop at the next town and no one will know us.
这样可以吗？ Is that okay?
可以 Ok.
你能说话吗？我还以为你是哑巴呢？ You can talk? I thought you were a mute?
不是 No.
你为什么从不说话呢？ Why didn t you ever say anything?
生活真是充满了惊喜 Wow. Ain t life just full of surprises.
高高在上
我的花花公子和臭名昭著的人们 I ve got a tragic update for all of
我有一个悲剧性的消息 my dank dudes and skunkettes.
我的心脏和难受 My heart is sick.
超过13人被证实死亡 其中有一些是我们这个时代 Over 13 are confirmed dead. Among some of them the greatest
最伟大的大麻种植者 growers of our time.
他们的灵魂归为星尘 Their souls were stardust.
他们性欲旺盛 And their sticky was straight icky.
我们再也抽不到那样的烟了 We shall never smoke the likes of it again.
这些曾是我王国里最好的 The finest in all my kingdom,
由绿色女神亲自送来的 hand delivered by the green goddesses themselves.
从没想过这将是最后一批 Never thought this would be the last batch.
无论你在哪里 无论你抽的是什么品牌 加入我 Wherever you are, whatever the brand, join me in
向那些因无意义的暴力死去的生命 a 100 blunt salute to those who lost their lives in the
致敬 senseless violence.